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Why Didn't The Rockets Use Their Mid-Level Exception On Luc Mbah A Moute? Why Didn't The Rockets Use Their Mid-Level Exception On Luc Mbah A Moute?

Luc Mbah a Moute is leaving the Rockets. And, to use one of the more cursed sentences in the English language, he’s going to be a Clipper. The former Houston forward signed an artificially deflated one-year, $4.3 million contract with the L.A. team that doesn’t have LeBron, in a deal that the Rockets could have easily…

Oh Come On, The Lakers Passed On DeMarcus Cousins? Oh Come On, The Lakers Passed On DeMarcus Cousins?

It’s undeniably wack that the Warriors, with the signing of DeMarcus Cousins to a one-year, $5.3 million deal on Monday night, have managed to assemble an entire starting five that, when healthy, could run the Eastern Conference All-Stars off the court. But what makes the earthquake of the Cousins signing a little…

This Is Wack This Is Wack

Maybe your first thought was of the insanely overpowered Boogie-Draymond-Durant-Klay-Steph lineup the Golden State Warriors now can assemble, and of what never-before-seen levels of basketball excellence that group could unlock together. Mine was. But neither of us will ever see that.

DeMarcus Cousins Says He Had No Other Offers DeMarcus Cousins Says He Had No Other Offers

The one thing everyone wants to know when an NBA free agent lands at an unexpected destination for a bargain price is simple: They want to know how the hell it happened.

Dear God, DeMarcus Cousins Is Signing With The Warriors Dear God, DeMarcus Cousins Is Signing With The Warriors

If any Warriors fans were the least bit scared of a LeBron-led Lakers squad, they probably don’t have to be anymore. Multiple outlets are reporting that New Orleans Pelicans beast DeMarcus Cousins is heading to Golden State, signing a contract for considerably less money than he’s worth (despite his Achilles injury…

Klay Thompson Gets Owned In China, This Time By A Sharpshooting Little Girl Klay Thompson Gets Owned In China, This Time By A Sharpshooting Little Girl

Klay Thompson is once again doing a tour of China, the country where he seems to get sapped of all his basketball-playing ability. While he hasn’t appeared to have humiliated himself dunking, after his very sad attempt last year, this time Thompson got owned at his chosen speciality—shooting.

Very Chill Rockets Fans Are Already Leaving One-Star Reviews For Ayesha Curry's New Restaurant Very Chill Rockets Fans Are Already Leaving One-Star Reviews For Ayesha Curry's New Restaurant

Celebrity chef Ayesha Curry, wife of the Golden State Warriors’ Steph, is opening a second location in Houston this July for her and Michael Mina’s BBQ restaurant International Smoke. For Curry, the new location must represent a good opportunity to expand her business. But if you’re a Rockets fan still bitter that the …

Nick Young Was Just Joshing When He Said Everybody Should Do Cocaine Nick Young Was Just Joshing When He Said Everybody Should Do Cocaine

As a shoot-first, think-second gunner off the Warriors’ bench, Nick Young is already the closest thing the NBA has to a human line of cocaine. But when Swaggy P calls for the legalization of coke on a TMZ camera while leaving the club on a Tuesday night, he wants y’all to know he’s just kidding.

NBA Auctions Off What J.R. Smith Wore When He Lost What Was Left Of His Dignity NBA Auctions Off What J.R. Smith Wore When He Lost What Was Left Of His Dignity

A token of J.R. Smith’s eternal shame is up for sale on the NBA’s auction site. “He played 38 minutes and registered 10 points with 2 assists and 6 rebounds,” reads the very charitable caption. In some sense, this is the greatest piece of LeBron James memorabilia that money could buy.

Beer For Herbs Calls Itself "Lebron Tears" Beer For Herbs Calls Itself "Lebron Tears"

An undeniable spoil of victory is the unassailable right to talk mad shit about your vanquished foes, forever, no matter their prominence nor how splendidly they performed. The Warriors are very good at this, as in the case of Draymond Green using t-shirts to mock LeBron James after each of the last two Warriors…

It Seems Like Draymond Green Truly Dislikes Tristan Thompson It Seems Like Draymond Green Truly Dislikes Tristan Thompson

It is not uncommon to see two NBA players who just spent a game or even an entire series scrapping and talking wild shit to each other suddenly shaking hands and hugging once the buzzer goes off. It’s a particular quirk of the NBA, a league in which guys can say truly vile things during the game and then be cordial…

Jordan Bell Might Be The Drunkest Golden State Warrior Jordan Bell Might Be The Drunkest Golden State Warrior

In the immediate aftermath of Game 4, Warriors rookie Jordan Bell wielded two bottles of celebratory champagne. These were the results:

Draymond Green Has Once Again Mocked LeBron James With His Championship Parade T-Shirt Draymond Green Has Once Again Mocked LeBron James With His Championship Parade T-Shirt

When the Warriors took to the streets of Oakland a year ago to celebrate their championship, Draymond Green marked the occasion by donning a “Quickie” t-shirt featuring the logo from the Cavs arena. There’s a long history of sartorial beef between the Warriors and the Cavs, and highlights from the other side of the…

Listen, It's The Offseason Now So We're Going To Talk About This Dumb Basketball Idea Listen, It's The Offseason Now So We're Going To Talk About This Dumb Basketball Idea

A galaxy-brained NBA Reddit user posed a reasonable question this morning: Why can’t four Golden State Warriors link arms in a circle around Steph Curry, so that no defenders can get near him to contest his shot?

We Now Live In A World Where Nick Young Is An NBA Champion

It was otherwise a shitty, forgettable NBA Finals series, but at least it produced this fascinating outcome: Nick Young (!) joins fellow Cinnamon Challenge hero and former Wizards knucklehead JaVale McGee (!!) as an NBA champion. The sheer improbability of Nick Young finding a role on a championship team was not lost…

Thank God That's Over Thank God That's Over

Man, Game 4 sucked. Just as a basketball exhibition, it sucked, in exactly the way that all blowouts suck, before we even get to the part where it was an elimination game in the NBA Finals. However valiantly the Cavs fought earlier in the series, Game 4 made clear just what a ghastly, hilariously lopsided Finals…

The Cavs Made The Right Adjustment The Cavs Made The Right Adjustment

It was the third quarter, and the Warriors, already ahead on the scoreboard and up 3-0 in the series, were doing their third-quarter thing. That is to say, they’d decided to apply the 12 minutes of focused full-bore effort it takes to render them effectively invincible. A game they’d led steadily pretty much from the…

Warriors Heroically Overcome Jeff Green, George Hill, & Rodney Hood To Claim NBA Title Warriors Heroically Overcome Jeff Green, George Hill, & Rodney Hood To Claim NBA Title

Despite facing a Cavaliers superteam of NBA legends like José Calderón, Cedi Osman, and George Hill, the Golden State Warriors fought their way past the odds to claim their third league title in the past four years and their sixth overall with a 108-85 win.

They Already Said They Weren't Going To Go, Man They Already Said They Weren't Going To Go, Man

Even though LeBron James and Steph Curry had already said that neither of their teams would visit the White House if they won the NBA Finals, today Donald Trump tried to pretend like he wouldn’t have invited them anyway. Surely the basketball players will regret the opportunity to watch a septuagenarian trot his…

Kendrick Perkins And Kevin Durant Have A Friendly, Obscene Moment Together

Kendrick Perkins, nominally on the Cavs roster, is just there to wear a suit and start shit. He’s a large, rude chaperone who escorts the team from Cleveland to the Bay and back, occasionally stepping up to yell at or near Drake or knock knees with Steph Curry. Last night he fully embraced his role during his old OKC…

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