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Street Fighter's Best Character Continues To Look Beautiful Street Fighter's Best Character Continues To Look Beautiful

Blanka will come to Street Fighter V on February 20 with all his classic obnoxious moves, plus a flummoxing Gumby-like costume. Even without an embarrassing outfit, Blanka has his share of detractors because he’s a reactive character with “troll” moves that work best as punishments for an opponent’s mistakes. Blanka’s…

Tier Lists Are Full Of Shit Tier Lists Are Full Of Shit

Almost no one played as Blanka in Street Fighter IV. This is because the low-tier green Brazilian is weird, doesn’t play like any other character in the game, and is widely considered not to be very powerful. Nonetheless, Street Fighter V is adding Blanka into the game this January after two years without him. I can’t…

Some Familiar Faces Are Coming To Street Fighter V Some Familiar Faces Are Coming To Street Fighter V

The third season of Street Fighter V characters was announced after the conclusion of this year’s Capcom Cup, and there’s a slew of old faces finally returning to the fight.

Street Fighter’s Blanka Is a Monster at
Trolling Other Video Games Street Fighter’s Blanka Is a Monster at Trolling Other Video Games

First, he romped through the real world, making people's lives miserable. Now, he's showing up in Dishonored, Minecraft and a few other virtual locales to screw things up. Damn you, Blanka.

Blanka Is A Troll Blanka Is A Troll

Goddammit, Blanka. Look at him go on his public rampages, totally unapologetically. Causing all sorts of havoc!

A Million More Reasons Why Blanka Sucks A Million More Reasons Why Blanka Sucks

I’m sure it’s a familiar story. You or your friend gets a Super Nintendo with Street Fighter II. A horde of friends bumrush your house to play. One little bastard always figured out how Blanka’s electricity move didn’t he? And proceeded to dominate everyone before we figured out how to Hadouken. Screw that kid. Ever…

So That's Where Blanka Gets His Juice So That's Where Blanka Gets His Juice

The Street Fighter Blanka needs a RECHARGE! Chewing down on that electrifying Pokemon Pikachu gives him a quick fix. Great idea by banzanza.

A Challenger De-Rezzes A Challenger De-Rezzes

Tron-inspired Street Fighter art, by BossLogic; seen on DeviantArt (via Ripten). BossLogic's also done Tron concepts for M. Bison and Akuma, see them in his gallery.

Lovely Blanka, Meter Maid

You really don't want to let the meter expire in a town where they employ World Warriors as meter maids.

Street Fighter's Blanka? Pipe Smoker Street Fighter's Blanka? Pipe Smoker

As seen by Mike Mitchell. Thanks, Edwin!

Lightning Blanka Aids Haiti Lightning Blanka Aids Haiti

SOTA Toys is giving Street Fighter fans a chance to snag a gorgeous, one-of-a-kind Blanka statue, while providing much-needed relief to the earthquake-ravaged country of Haiti.

Comic-Con 2009's Sexiest Cosplay... Comic-Con 2009's Sexiest Cosplay...

...is not this Pikachu girl. Imagine something two-hundred times cuter than she is. Someone so gloriously sexy that we couldn't place them on the front page for fear of riots. Brace yourself, and continue.

Blanka Frolics With Livestock In Flock

In this cross-over to end all cross-overs, Blanka makes a special appearance in the UFO livestock puzzler Flock, doing what he does best - rolling into a ball and falling off cliffs. Okay, perhaps that's not what he does best, but we've already got plenty of games where he does that. Let the poor giant green man…

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