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Justify Wins Preakness Stakes, Allegedly

Prohibitive favorite Justify claimed the second leg of this year’s Triple Crown as the Kentucky Derby winner seized the Preakness Stakes in a time of 1:55.93, supposedly, we’ll have to take their word for it.

He Earned It

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Announcers Go Nuts As AB de Villiers Jacks Huge Dinger Right Out Of The Stadium

There is a cricket ball bouncing down the streets of Bangalore right now after legendary batsman AB de Villiers cranked an enormous dong entirely out of M. Chinnaswamy Stadium.

Ireland Lose U-17 Euros Match To Netherlands After Keeper Is Sent Off In Middle Of Shootout

Controversy struck at the U-17 Euros today as Irish keeper James Corcoran earned his second yellow card of the match during the penalty shootout of a match that finished full time tied 1-1, leading to the Netherlands to claim the win.

LIVE: We're Simulating Tonight's Warriors-Rockets Game In NBA Live 96 LIVE: We're Simulating Tonight's Warriors-Rockets Game In NBA Live 96

Haha! Yes! We are back at it, tirelessly updating rosters from 22-year-old video games in order to bring you these highly accurate simulations of upcoming basketball games. WE ARE LIVE:

Liberty Flames

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Angry Hamburgers Riot After Team Relegated For First Time In Club's 99-Year History

Hamburgers, enflamed and heated by their club’s first relegation in its 99-year history, disrupted Hamburg’s match against Borussia Monchengladbach in the final minutes with flares, smoke bombs, and chants of protest:

Faces Of Death Faces Of Death

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Oh Hey Guys What's Up?

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Adeiny Hechavarria Leaves Game After Being Hit In The Face By Ball That Ricocheted Off A Speaker, And Then The Ground

Adeiny Hechavarria left tonight’s game against the Braves in the top of the eighth inning when a Ronald Acuña Jr. pop foul struck a speaker suspended from the stadium roof, ricocheted back into the field of play, then bounced off the turf and struck the Rays shortstop square in the face as he attempted to field the…

OK, Roenick, That's Enough OK, Roenick, That's Enough

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GGG Is Back To Obliterating His Opponents

Gennady Golovkin destroyed Vanes Martirosyan tonight in California, knocking out the Armenian-American in the second round and leading us all to wonder if anyone will ever beat the Kazakh superstar.

Cleveland Takes 3-0 Series Lead On LeBron James Buzzer-Beater

The late NBA heartbreaks continued tonight in Cleveland as LeBron James gave the Cavaliers a 3-0 series lead with a buzzer-beater that downed Toronto just after the Raptors’ OG Anunoby hit a three-pointer to tie the game with eight seconds remaining.

Marco Belinelli Buzzer-Beater Extends Game Three After Sixers Nearly Throw Season Away

Marco Belinelli’s fade-away buzzer-beater forced overtime against the Celtics after a J.J. Redick turnover left the Sixers looking at a 3-0 series deficit before the Italian’s heroics.

Justify Wins Kentucky Derby, Breaks Curse Of Apollo

Undefeated Justify continued his win streak and became the first horse since 1882 to win the Kentucky Derby without racing as a two-year-old by reaching the wire in an unofficial time of 2:04.20 to seize the roses and claim a legitimate chance for the Triple Crown.

Yadier Molina's Day Gets Much Worse, Very Quickly

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Sweaty Balls

Meet Peoria sportscaster Jim Mattson, whose segment on WEEK tonight was perspirative and gonadic. His broadcast partners were... surprised?

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